TYPES OF FACEBOOK DISEASES AND DISORDERS

1. LIKOSIS
Symptoms- The patients like every status and pics that they come across with.
2. LIKOPHOBIA
Symptoms- The patients don’t like any interesting pics or status they come across because they think that the likes will get firnished.
3. SHYFBMIASIS
Symptoms- The patients log on to Facebook after a very long time then they log off and then log in later after more than two weeks. Its like they shy away from Facebook.
4. TAG SYNDROME
Symptoms- The patients want to be tagged in each and every photo they come across with.
5. SAD SYNDROME
Symptoms- The patients tend to update sad posts. e.g i hate love, i hate my life and so on.
6. REQUEST SYNDROME
Symptoms- The patients tend to randomly send friend request to many people without any consideration.
7. COMMENTOLARIA
Symptoms- The patients seem to be commenting in each and every post that they come across with.
8. RUBISHTOSIS
Symptoms- The patients tend to be commenting rubish or negative things on other peoples posts.
9. POST REMOVIASIS
Symptoms- The patients tend to be removing their posts that received very little or no likes and comments.
10. ADICTOMIOLOGY
Symptoms- The patients cannot stay for more than 24hours without thinking of Facebook.
CONTROL: The above disorders can be controlled by doing the exact opposite of the symptoms above.
Posted on September 16, 2012, in Facebook and tagged Addiction, Disease, Disorder, Facebook. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a Comment.
