TYPES OF FACEBOOK DISEASES AND DISORDERS

1. LIKOSIS
Symptoms- The patients like every status and pics that they come across with.

2. LIKOPHOBIA
Symptoms- The patients don’t like any interesting pics or status they come across because they think that the likes will get firnished.

3. SHYFBMIASIS
Symptoms- The patients log on to Facebook after a very long time then they log off and then log in later after more than two weeks. Its like they shy away from Facebook.

4. TAG SYNDROME
Symptoms- The patients want to be tagged in each and every photo they come across with.

5. SAD SYNDROME
Symptoms- The patients tend to update sad posts. e.g i hate love, i hate my life and so on.

6. REQUEST SYNDROME
Symptoms- The patients tend to randomly send friend request to many people without any consideration.

7. COMMENTOLARIA
Symptoms- The patients seem to be commenting in each and every post that they come across with.

8. RUBISHTOSIS
Symptoms- The patients tend to be commenting rubish or negative things on other peoples posts.

9. POST REMOVIASIS
Symptoms- The patients tend to be removing their posts that received very little or no likes and comments.

10. ADICTOMIOLOGY
Symptoms- The patients cannot stay for more than 24hours without thinking of Facebook.
CONTROL: The above disorders can be controlled by doing the exact opposite of the symptoms above.

Check: Facebook addiction treatment options

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